Canada Day moved in London so lazy officials can have the weekend off...

So. Canada was born on 1 July. We have the paperwork to prove it. Now last year, there was a huge staging of EuroPride on Saturday, 1 July so graciously, being the nice Canadians that we are, said "It's OK. We'll have Canada Day celebrations on Friday, 30 June." Of course it's not Canada Day but we were being nice.

This year, I was soooo excited. Canada Day is on Sunday. This means that there can be the Pride parade and celebrations on the Saturday and we can have Trafalger Square on the rightful day of Canada's birth. Easy. But no. Canada day this year is on 29th June. 29th JUNE!!! WHAT?! Since when is that Canada Day??

Then it hit me. The officials are having it on the Friday because they don't want to work on Sunday! Lazy f**kers. I'm still mad. And to top it all off there's no e-mail address or phone number to call to complain.

Grrrrrrrr.